Disclaimer And Thank You's

This website is intended for entertainment and humor purposes only. The staff of this website did not harm any animals, squirrels included, in the making of this web site. The opinions and/or ideas expressed by outside contributors are solely their own and have nothing to do with the staff of this website. Any photos or illustrations depicting harm against squirrels were not acts committed by staff members of this site. Photos or images suggesting violence against squirrels or any other animals are intended for humor and entertainment. The staff of N.A.D.S does not condone or encourage harming animals by any means. If you take this stuff seriously you obviously lack a sense of humor and should probably stay off the internet. If you are a squirrel and you are reading this, please go play on the highway. The staff of N.A.D.S is not responsible for acts of harm against any animals as a result of viewing this web site. Finally, if you are offended by the content of this website you need to lighten up, as it is obviously written in a comedic format.

- Thanks to the following -

Any person who took the photos or created the illustrations used on this site that were not taken or created by staff members, which we used without permission. If you see a photo or illustration that is your own, please contact the webmaster if you have a dispute and/or would like personal credit on this page.

Thanks to Dap, my partner in crime, for help with building the tables back when I didn't know how to code them, for all his contributions to the site, and for hosting this site for free.

Thanks to all the visitors to this site, all the people who click on my google adwords, and all the people who send in fan mail. You make us laugh!

No thanks to all the people who live life too uptight, take this stuff seriously, and send us insulting hatemail. Actually THANK YOU. Your emails are the most amusing of them all! ;)

Thanks to all the people who are helping me get my free iPod. I guess these things really do work!

And last but certainly not least, thanks to squirrels for being such amusing little creatures and being the inspiration for my first successful web site!