Squirrel Hierarchy
As you can see in the image below, the squirrel
hierarchy breaks down the ranking system of the squirrels. Squirrels
thrive on organization and structure. All young squirrels must
start as worker squirrels and move their way up to sentry squirrels
and so on. The bottom two ranks are considered squirrel boot camp.
While many lazy squirrels may spend their entire lifetime at the lowest
rank of 'Worker Squirrel' wasting their stupid lives gathering
food for their superiors, building squirrel bunkers and barracks,
and stockpiling acorns for projectile assaults on humans, other
squirrels have more ambition. They might work hard and move up through
the ranks, so high that they might become
'Elites', providing protection for the most decadent of squirrel
authority figures.
Click on section of the image below to learn more about that particular rank.
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