Anti Squirrel Tactics
few things can frighten a squirrel away aside from the obvious
methods such as a shotgun blast into the branches of that tree
in your backyard, or occasional detonation of explosives. The
anti squirrel tactics mentioned here are all things you can actually
get away with without being arrested. Read on to learn more about
some of the methods N.A.D.S has discovered to scare squirrels
- Sounds that scare squirrels -
Certain aftermarket exhaust systems aren't only
good for scaring off old ladies and pissing off other drivers
with how obnoxious and awful sounding they are. They also scare
and frighten squirrels! If you happen to be driving down the
street and you spot a squirrel near the road, let it know to
stay the hell off the road by shifting into neutral and revving.
The loud sound coming from the exhaust system will both annoy
and frighten off that pesky squirrel. VROOOOOM! This is also
a good tactic to prevent a squirrel from darting in front of
your car trying to get you to crash, as we all know they love
Click here for pictures and a brief
story about how a mischievous squirrel was utterly defeated by
the tone of a GReddy Evolution cat back exhaust.
If you know of any other sounds that scare off squirrels, please
Contact Us Immediately!
- Colors squirrels Detest -
So far we have discovered one color that, for some reason,
frustrates, causes severe eye discomfort,
and frighten squirrels away. This color is known as Milano Red. It is not a conicidence
that it is used frequently on this web site. The last thing we need is for the squirrels
to be reading this site and figuring out countermeasures.
So how can you use said color to protect yourself and your property from squirrels? Any
way you can! A simple milano red fence will keep squirrels out of your garden. Dunk
your bricks in milano red paint and build a house with these bricks for the ultimate
safehouse. Make sure your car is painted milano red. Wear milano red clothing (watch
out for crips). You get the idea.
Anti squirrel tactics research is a daunting, time consuming task, and the staff
at N.A.D.S could always use the help of our faithful readers. If you know of any
other effective colors or tactics, please Contact